Sunday, June 29, 2008

bathroom wall buy pingpong


the relation of Three & Five must
not be expounded upon at this point.
in a sense it is being saved most likely
abandoned. another misrepresentation.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Lord of Logistics II


Feeling outdone by the First Lord, the Third Lord enlists the assistance of travelers' fundamentalism and a prepubescent aesthetic.

If you don't know Roxy, all the better. (S)he is, inherently, the embodiment of the 1st Lord's disenfranchisement.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

stereogramz

According    to    the  According    to    the
police inspector, police inspector,
Edward John Billings, Edward John Billings,
there are too many there are too many
individuals too close individuals too close
to the case to make to the case to make
an arrest. I asked an arrest. I asked
Mary Smith to comment Mary Smith to comment
on the case, but she on the case, but she
declined to comment, declined to comment,
because she is soon because she is soon
to be married to to be married to
Howard D. Fredericks, Howard D. Fredericks,
the victim's uncle. the victim's uncle.
Charles Wilson, the Charles Wilson, the
victim's brother, victim's brother,
stated that the chaos stated that the chaos
was responsible for was responsible for
at least five suicide at least five suicide
attempts last week attempts last week
alone. alone.

do it like magic eye

stereogramz

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

FM 21-150, Unarmed Defense for the American Soldier, June 30, 1942, Section III, Wrist Escapes


12. DEFENSE AGAINST LEFT-HAND GRIP ON RIGHT WRIST, OR RIGHT-HAND GRIP ON LEFT WRIST (ADVANCED). -- The original hold is the same as in Figure 6-1. This time, however, your defense will be such that you can take your opponent prisoner. Reach across with your left hand and grasp your attacker's left wrist as illustrated in Figure 7-1. [Technical comments: Defender is using two hands against one; Attacker's counter could be a palm slap to Defender's hand, or, if he is more aggressively inclined, simply stepping into Defender, locking his arms and threatening his head.]

The close-up in Figure 7-4 shows you the proper hold on your opponent's hand. [Technical comments: The crossed thumb grip is strong, and works well on an untrained and unsuspecting opponent.]

The pressure, when it is necessary, will be applied toward your opponent's forearm rather than to either side. Your elbows will be kept close to your side. All pressure will emanate from the shita-hara. You can now march your opponent anywhere you see fit. He is your prisoner. [Technical comments: This conclusion is exaggeration, as if Attacker puts his thumb on his little finger and then steps forward using the hip rather than his shoulder, he escapes this grip quite casually.]


As you turn the wrist, the thumb of your left hand is placed in the center of the knuckles on the back of your opponent's hand. As soon has your opponent has been forced to turn his back partially to you, you will then reinforce the hold with your left hand with an identical one with your right hand. This will bring you to the position illustrated in Figure 7-3.

[Technical comments: This is katate tori-"C".] more lessons

klingon sensibilites

a new translation:

Much Ado About Nothing: paghmo' tIn mIS: The Restored Klingon Version

William Shakespeare, translated by Nick Nicholas
Klingon Language Institute
199 pages








three legs?
three boot styles

Saturday, June 14, 2008

spam

Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:23:50 +0000 [06/12/2008 03:23:50 PM EDT]
From: Laabs Zomora
To: moolord
Subject: presentment maeterlinck


Ahn nyeong,

As fierce as fire some one becomes like a plough by hundreds
and by thousands. Do thou, therefore, feet, and the old
flower spikes stood eighteen of decency conscience lay stunned
within me, and and rain and wind, and, therefore, the skin
of (ay, there's the man, paddy!), and my lady, and soul.
this implies that though he is the lord lord of the yakshas
also said, 'since humiliating.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

lord of logistics

the pinnacle of single human motorbike carrying capacity. we believe there are three of swine.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Trilox Pride

The lords are allied with and therefore appreciated by the ones called The Ones.

See what they have to say about it.


The Ones have acquired Foucault as well as literalized Rorschach. They are well informed of their obligations.


We are drawn to The Ones because they "feel the same way;" but, furthermore, they inspire our understanding that solidarity makes us "stronger." We celebrate with The Ones, whatever we affix to our eyes. We celebrate The Three Lords because they are always affixed to our eyes.

Friday, June 6, 2008

336 pounds of fury

Here is Just a Partial List of What You Will See:

Dennis preventing two US Air-Force T-34 Aircraft from taking off.
Pat bending super-tough (and I mean super), water hardened spike sized steel bars while holding all sorts of objects.
Dennis ripping phonebooks and decks of cards with ease- even while wearing oven mitts. Even Mini-decks are torn with 2 fingers!
Pat closing a 280 pound gripper with either hand while holding a large stone sphere in the low squat position.
Dennis trying to get Evander Holyfield to punch him in the stomach. What kind of blow does he wind up taking?
Pat ripping a license plate and crushing tough drill bits in his hands.
Vintage footage of Dennis curling a 100 pound dumbbell for reps @ 148 pounds bodyweight.

Pat bending draft horseshoes into an "S".

Dennis performing his famous motorcycle hold. Watch as the bikes burn right through the asphalt.

Pat bending #4 hand forged horseshoes into a heart shape.

Dennis Crushing a 10" wrench.
Pat hanging a 180 pound steel log from his head while crushing a piece of short steel that is so tough that few men could even warp it.
Dennis Breaking free from genuine shackles.

Pat destroying steel with kettlebells in his teeth.

And we aren't even going to tell you what Dennis does with his Hummer!


All this plus nail driving and much much more!

Testimonials



from TAKING ACTION by AARON MCKENZIE

1) Are there guys out there who still do genuine old time feats of strength?
2) And can an average guy learn to do them?

After meeting Dennis that night face to face and watching him destroy steel, nails, 6" masonry drill bits, phonebooks, cards, mini cards, take a bowling ball to the stomach that I personally dropped off the top of ladder etc, I knew the answer--yes, they're out there...but would someone like him, a Grand Master Oldetime Strongman teach what he knows to an average guy? And even if he would teach me, could this stuff actually be learned by an average person like me?

[...]

Two months later, I'm on a plane flying to Houston to train in his private gym. Now at that point, Dennis already had me tearing full decks of cards in half after doing the exercises he told me to work on. Yes, you read that right: in less than two months from our first meeting, he helped me progress from tearing 9 cards to tearing a full deck in half (3 months later I was quartering them with my thumb and forefinger). At his gym that day, I went on to not only destroy the 60 penny nail like he promised, but I also drove a nail through a board with my fist and bent my first horseshoe. It was a great day filled with a lot of good memories. But that day and the ones that have followed almost 3 years later never would have happened if I hadn't taken a chance and driven to TN two months before.

Since that training session in Houston, I've bent 8", 10" and 12" drop forged steel wrenches, ripped 2000+ page phonebooks, bent numerous sizes and brands of horseshoes including #5 draft shoes, done triple rolls with frying pans, scrolled bolts into S shapes by hand and torn decks of cards (in duct tape, in oven mitts and into various designs). Most recently, I've torn a deck of cards into 6 pieces with just my thumb and forefinger, something I never dreamed I would be able to do. I've even begun my own ministry to reach young people by using feats of strength as a vehicle for my message. I'm continuing to push myself forward with the feats and am excited to see what God will do with this ministry.

Your life is waiting for you to take action. Take the leap and enjoy the journey--Mac
Note (from Dennis)-
While to many this may have sounded like it was totally an advertisement to acquire my services, to me is about a guy who is achieving his goals because he is going after what he wants.
Aaron, Mighty Mac, McKenzie is one of the best students I have ever had. He is a world class strongman, without compromise. He is correct in his formula for success; (1) make a plan, (2) take action, (3) see it through. And you probably noticed in his plan, that Aaron accelerated his success by acquiring a coach. All successful individuals know this to be key. I personally have several coaches at any given time.
Let me ask you two questions:
Who is coaching you?
Are they successful?
In addition to my private training and my Super-Human Coaching Program, this year I will be adding a weekend seminar for anywhere interested in becoming a successful performing strongman (or strongwoman). It will cover the “4 Big Hows:”
How to Perform Feats of Strength
How to create a Dynamic Show
How to Get Gigs
How to make a Handsome Living in Doing So
It will be limited to a small group so that I can have "hands on" with all students. If you are interested, please email me here.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

threeometry

A.L. 333-105=====>the missing link to frame 333?
from thehumanoidindex

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With US it is simple.